Monday, February 28, 2011

Ah.. Softball

= w= . . . Ah softball tryouts were today, and I really enjoyed it. . .  we all made the team :D (yay!) my arm is going to be sore tomorrow since I haven't been using m *ahem* throwing arm xDDD jk jk... but yea and that isn't the best part. I'm still pitcher owo with Sabrina and psh im rambling... but the best part was when I freaking hit Tiffany in the head when I threw the ball to her and I wasn't even trying!!!! :D Ah... her face was so red when she was crying... (im not cruel, i did feel guilty...) YES I AM A BITCH :D but not all the time xDDD

Friday, February 25, 2011

Awesome stuff... or randomstuff you could put it like that.

When I Was 7, Hannah Montana Was That's So Raven, I-Carly Was Drake & Josh,Justin Bieber Was Jesse Mccartney, Lady Gaga Was Britney Spears, Wizards Of Waverly Place Was Phill Of The Future, And Spongebob.. Is STILL Spongebob(;


''Hmm... I'm gonna make some toast.''
*puts bread in toaster
*waiting and more waiting... getting bored.. waiting...
''I'm ready, it's gonna come up anytime soon. I wont get scared. (thinking in head)''
*bread suddenly comes up
You: SUPER HEART ATTACK
A black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"


OH

YOU JUST GOT HACKED LAUREN.

THIS IS ASHLEY YU.

NAO GO TO MY BLOG.

insertexcitingnamehere.blogspot.com

Choir and Sugar~

Ah~ :D in a very hyper mood :D roflmao Choir is the best place to fool around. Did a fail cartwheel at the back of the chapel while she was in the middle of the song and I failed epicly. Then I attempted again with a bit more space and I failed again. Then Jen and I were laughing like hell xDDD ah we laughed so much that when I leaned onto her, she fell off her chair then I fell off while clutching my stomach. Then I helped her up. after there was this stupid song with a violin and I imitated the violinist. I motioned it towards my friend Denise and we all started laughing. AFter that, I saw a copyright thingiie majig on the lyrics and I showed the teacher. We all started laughing. AFter that there was a lot of stuff that happened. I climbed over the gate to open the door so Ash could ahem do her business xDDD (jk jk ily) Then I failed doing a hand stand twice and I sounded like a horse = 3 = according to Jen. Then I tried hitch hiking a car and I saw one slowing down and then I ran away xD I got a bar from an old chair in the chapel and pretended to ruin a car in the parking lot. MAN I'M SUGAR HIGH XDDDD LMAO @ least it isnt as worse as my other lvls of sugar high-ness.. KTHNXNBAI NYA~

History~

History... ah the monopoly board... tough and a lot of work. I have writer's block for slogans and community chest, etc. stuff. >:/ I need music to think, but Mr. L might catch me xD

Stupid Science Fair. (rant i guess)

God, It's the time of year again. Yep, the science fair! I don't get why it has to be mandatory.... Most of us don't even want to do this stupid thing. What's with the new judges? Last year's was just fine. But doing it in front of WC Seniors that we don't even know is just way jank. I hate the science fair. I just want to fucking ruin the event by setting it on fire. It's definitely the waste of time. .-. I feel like failing this, but I needa get good grades to please the rents. Shit, teach's coming. kthnxbai.

A mild case of Bieber Fever

OWO I... need to go to the hospital. ;P Cuz of all my fave youtube stars saying that people should watch Never Say Never, I watched it and it made me into a slightly maybe even a little bit of a Belieber... o-o kthnxbai.

Puppets

Gah!!!! D: I still needa update my story ==" but im too lazy and I have writers block xDDD lmao I'm the worst author evah!! xD back to the main point owo I needa memorize my lines for speech meet.... PUPPETS FOR THE WIN :D

BORD D:/Awesome yet very colourful rant

lmao bord to death, i think i know what im going to do, imma rant. = w= credit to ashley and jen and justin xD

3 THINGS I ABSOLUTELY HATE AND WANT TO KILL
1) SLUTS
2) SLUTS WHO F**KING THINK THEY OWN THE PLACE AND GET THE HELL THEY WANT
3) HYPOCRYTES. IDGAF IF I SPELLED IT WRONG.

The first reason? Sluts. I hate them. I hate their whiny voices and how they dress. I mean, do they want to get raped? God, they're just desparate girls who want attention because either a) they're life's messed up, b) they didn't get enough attention from their parents, or c) they are just plain desparate. What's up with those mini skirts and tank tops showing your bra and underwear? Do you want to give people a sore eyesight? Just f**king clean up your get up and look at the mess that you claim that's yourself. You're just a plain old desparate girl who just wants to be the center of attention.

Okay my second reason. Why the hell do they have to be so damn annoying with their high pitched voices? No wait, let me rephrase that. Why the f**king hell do they think that they are the alpha of the group? Just because they drive those hormonal teenage guys crazy with how they look and treat them like slaves? Yeah right. Oh so what if I was a slut. What would you do if I bossed you around all day and make sure that I get the last laugh? How would you feel? Yea, thats how we all feel bitches. God you're so annoying. and waddup for using all your parents' money. Dude you have to f**king open your eyes to see that your life ain't a fairytale, aight? SOME OF US HAVE TO F**KING WORK FOR OUR LIVING.

Last, but not the least... F**king hypocrites. I f**king hate them. I know I am a hypocrite sometimes so I hate myself too. OMFG do not get me started. God I hate how they judge people of how they look like. I mean c'mon just because people love to wear black and are troubled in life, they call them emo and isolate them from being regular people. I don't get that. Those people just need people to understand them. I hate this. God, just cause they have scars on their  body, doesn't mean that they are emo. What if they got beaten by their parents? Or maybe go into a car accident and got hurt? I FUCKING HATE THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE.
Okay.. done ranting a bit, kthnxbai.

holy sh!t xD

rofl okay am @ skool and freaking bord to death... ah im so glad my dad didnt kill for accidentally erasing all his data on his laptop

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Omfg first post owo

Psh first post of my blog... gar this is all ashley's fault xD i blame her for getting me into blogging. lmao i crack myself up. nothing much to do right now, just trying to pass the time until my dad gets home from the philippines... o-o dam i feel like ranting rite now but i also dont feel like it... = w= ah im a lazy ass.